A new phenomenon called E-MOONING

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Well, how about some ‘ASSICONS?’  Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!

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