Senior texting

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Senior texting

 

Young people have theirs, Now seniors have their own texting codes:

ATD – At the Doctor’s

BFF – Best Friends Funeral

BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM – Covered by Medicare

CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

DWI – Driving While Incontinent

FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL – 
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA – Got Heartburn Again

HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO – 
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL – Living on Lipitor

OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

TOT – Texting on Toilet

WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help.  GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

 

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