Her First Date

Her First Date

If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman had ever had. The winner described her worst first date and
there was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter…Snowing and quite cold… and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte. !! They were about an
hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a
point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood
on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she
felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car’s fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
flagpoles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
exposed flesh from the icy metal.. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new
problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
answered her date’s concerns about’ what’s taking so long’ with a reply
that indeed, she was ‘freezing her butt off’ and in need of some assistance! He
came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got
the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they
assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from
the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip
his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down. Or perhaps that should be ‘pants down’.

Jay Leno’s comment… “This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off.”

Oh’ and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was
sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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